Orifice is a program that writes haiku. It has a twitter account. Its haiku are very bad, to put it mildly. Examples include:

unfashionable
stephens swanke blurs clarke's mathy
scates badeau chirac

jil dutchman spacecraft's
urban's urn preceeding ares
averitt avow

detour cdroms
gynecologic bomber's
revisionist kuehne

The first haiku it ever wrote was the worst of all:

ANFAL
MINIATURIZATION
ATHANASSIOU